I play some video games, work at starbucks, love my family and friends, cats are amazing, and so is my boyfriend <3



The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.
St. Jerome

 

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

iPhone user: I just like this pho-

Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.